MONSTER.
I would rather watch the Redskins go 0-16 from here to eternity than hire a puppy murderer. Congratulations, Andy Reid—this is a classless, win-at-all-costs move right out of the Buddy Ryan playbook. And Jeff Lurie, I had no idea you were such a fan of Al Davis-esque personnel decisions. From now on I’ll just be referring to the Eagles as the Oakland Raiders-East. I love how Roger Goodell has developed this reputation as a “disciplinarian” since becoming NFL commissioner, yet people like Donte Stallworth and Michael Vick get slaps on the wrist and repeated opportunities to make millions of dollars in the face of the reality that they are killers. Perfect. Totally makes sense. Especially within the context of sports punishments.
“Sorry Charlie Hustle; I understand you were just trying to “make things a little interesting”, but you disgraced the integrity of the game, so we’re going to have to ban you from baseball for life. But those young guys over there who unwind by running over pedestrians and butchering dogs, they’re going to get a time-out. Completely fair, really.”
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